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So you've got a knee injury, but you also want to scare the hell out of people where ever you go. Look no further than our Spider Sword Cane. You'll never need another cane again.
- There's a giant spider frozen in the ball of the cane. Anyone who sees it will jump in fear and possibly gag.
- It's also a sword. So if you happen across someone who isn't afraid of spiders, we've got you covered. With a simple turn of the ball, the sword is unsheathed, to fulfill any number of box opening or self defense needs.
- The ball fits comfortably in your hand unless you're a kid, and if you are, you shouldn't be carrying a sword cane. Also, sorry to hear about your injury at such a young age.
With a rubber sole to help with traction and a stainless steel blade, the craftsmanship and attention to detail really shine through.

Cane, fully assembled, measures 35.5". Blade measures 15.5". Handle (in sword mode) is 3".

If anyone is wondering if you are a grizzled old man, let them wonder no more.